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Baby Satoshi TV

03 · AUFRUF

Fünf Stimmen. Ein Markt. Null Konsens.

Scrollen Sie durch die Besetzung. Jeder Halt zeigt eine Perspektive — kein Team, dem Sie beitreten müssen.

SCROLLEN — JEDER AUFTRITT LÄUFT VOLLSTÄNDIG

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THE HOST

Baby Satoshi

The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.

AKTE ÖFFNEN
  1. Baby Satoshi. THE HOST. The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.
  2. Eli Bearman. THE BEAR CASE. Professional downside detector. If the floor can fall out, he has already measured the drop.
  3. Bobby Bullish. THE BULL CASE. He treats every red candle as a lighting problem — and every comeback as confirmation.
  4. Professor Owlins. THE RECEIPTS. He brought the receipts, corrected the receipts, then cited the footnotes.
  5. Rex. THE WILD CARD. By the time the room agrees, Rex has already entered, exited, and billed the spread.

02 · Der Runde Tisch

Fünf Charaktere. Fünf Arten, falschzuliegen.

Lernen Sie die Stimmen hinter dem lautesten Streit des Marktes kennen. Wählen Sie eine Figur und sehen Sie ihren Auftritt im Studio.

Professor Owlins — The Sage · One Sentence Is Enough01Professor OwlinsThe Sage · One Sentence Is Enough“They said exactly the same thing in 2017, young friends.”Komplettes Dossier →Eli Bearman — Chief Pessimism Officer02Eli BearmanChief Pessimism Officer“Numbers don't lie, my friend.”Komplettes Dossier →Baby Satoshi — Host & Referee of the Round Table03Baby SatoshiHost & Referee of the Round Table“Hodl on, hodl on… explain that one more time?”Komplettes Dossier →Bobby Bullish — Chief Optimism Officer04Bobby BullishChief Optimism Officer“This is a discount, my friend!”Komplettes Dossier →Rex Rylan — Uninvited Scalp Trader05UngebetenRex RylanUninvited Scalp Trader“Wait wait wait… NOW!”Komplettes Dossier →

03 · Und manchmal…

Gästetresor

Vier Dossiers sind noch versiegelt. Die Sendung öffnet sie — zu ihrer Zeit.

GEHEIMCharakterdossier 06SUBJECT 06 — a signal has been detected in the studio network. The file opens itself when it is ready.
GEHEIMCharakterdossier 07GUEST FILE 07 — a wallet from 2010 is on the guest list. It is in no hurry whatsoever.
GEHEIMCharakterdossier 08GUEST FILE 08 — a reservation was made under a single initial: V. The good glasses are already out.
GEHEIMCharakterdossier 09SUBJECT 09 — no meeting was ever scheduled. The extra coffee cup on the table says otherwise.

Warum Tiere?

Baby Satoshi TV ist Unterhaltung und Finanzkultur — keine Finanzberatung. Das Einzige, was wir garantieren, ist der Streit.