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03 · PASE DE LISTA

Cinco voces. Un mercado. Cero consenso.

Recorre el reparto. Cada parada presenta un punto de vista, no un equipo al que debas unirte.

DESLIZA — CADA ENTRADA SE REPRODUCE COMPLETA

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THE HOST

Baby Satoshi

The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.

ABRIR EXPEDIENTE
  1. Baby Satoshi. THE HOST. The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.
  2. Eli Bearman. THE BEAR CASE. Professional downside detector. If the floor can fall out, he has already measured the drop.
  3. Bobby Bullish. THE BULL CASE. He treats every red candle as a lighting problem — and every comeback as confirmation.
  4. Professor Owlins. THE RECEIPTS. He brought the receipts, corrected the receipts, then cited the footnotes.
  5. Rex. THE WILD CARD. By the time the room agrees, Rex has already entered, exited, and billed the spread.

02 · La Mesa Redonda

Cinco personajes. Cinco formas de equivocarse.

Conoce las voces detrás de la discusión más ruidosa del mercado. Elige un personaje y míralo entrar al estudio.

Professor Owlins — The Sage · One Sentence Is Enough01Professor OwlinsThe Sage · One Sentence Is Enough“They said exactly the same thing in 2017, young friends.”Expediente completo →Eli Bearman — Chief Pessimism Officer02Eli BearmanChief Pessimism Officer“Numbers don't lie, my friend.”Expediente completo →Baby Satoshi — Host & Referee of the Round Table03Baby SatoshiHost & Referee of the Round Table“Hodl on, hodl on… explain that one more time?”Expediente completo →Bobby Bullish — Chief Optimism Officer04Bobby BullishChief Optimism Officer“This is a discount, my friend!”Expediente completo →Rex Rylan — Uninvited Scalp Trader05Sin invitaciónRex RylanUninvited Scalp Trader“Wait wait wait… NOW!”Expediente completo →

03 · Y a veces…

Bóveda de invitados

Cuatro expedientes siguen sellados. La emisión los abrirá — a su debido tiempo.

CLASIFICADOExpediente de personaje 06SUBJECT 06 — a signal has been detected in the studio network. The file opens itself when it is ready.
CLASIFICADOExpediente de personaje 07GUEST FILE 07 — a wallet from 2010 is on the guest list. It is in no hurry whatsoever.
CLASIFICADOExpediente de personaje 08GUEST FILE 08 — a reservation was made under a single initial: V. The good glasses are already out.
CLASIFICADOExpediente de personaje 09SUBJECT 09 — no meeting was ever scheduled. The extra coffee cup on the table says otherwise.

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