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03 · CHAMADA

Cinco vozes. Um mercado. Zero consenso.

Percorra o elenco. Cada parada apresenta um ponto de vista, não uma equipa à qual tenha de aderir.

ROLE — CADA ENTRADA TOCA ATÉ O FIM

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THE HOST

Baby Satoshi

The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.

ABRIR DOSSIÊ
  1. Baby Satoshi. THE HOST. The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.
  2. Eli Bearman. THE BEAR CASE. Professional downside detector. If the floor can fall out, he has already measured the drop.
  3. Bobby Bullish. THE BULL CASE. He treats every red candle as a lighting problem — and every comeback as confirmation.
  4. Professor Owlins. THE RECEIPTS. He brought the receipts, corrected the receipts, then cited the footnotes.
  5. Rex. THE WILD CARD. By the time the room agrees, Rex has already entered, exited, and billed the spread.

02 · A Mesa Redonda

Cinco personagens. Cinco jeitos de errar.

Conheça as vozes por trás da discussão mais barulhenta do mercado. Escolha um personagem e veja sua entrada no estúdio.

Professor Owlins — The Sage · One Sentence Is Enough01Professor OwlinsThe Sage · One Sentence Is Enough“They said exactly the same thing in 2017, young friends.”Dossiê completo →Eli Bearman — Chief Pessimism Officer02Eli BearmanChief Pessimism Officer“Numbers don't lie, my friend.”Dossiê completo →Baby Satoshi — Host & Referee of the Round Table03Baby SatoshiHost & Referee of the Round Table“Hodl on, hodl on… explain that one more time?”Dossiê completo →Bobby Bullish — Chief Optimism Officer04Bobby BullishChief Optimism Officer“This is a discount, my friend!”Dossiê completo →Rex Rylan — Uninvited Scalp Trader05Sem conviteRex RylanUninvited Scalp Trader“Wait wait wait… NOW!”Dossiê completo →

03 · E às vezes…

Cofre de convidados

Quatro dossiês continuam lacrados. A transmissão os abrirá — no seu próprio tempo.

CONFIDENCIALDossiê de personagem 06SUBJECT 06 — a signal has been detected in the studio network. The file opens itself when it is ready.
CONFIDENCIALDossiê de personagem 07GUEST FILE 07 — a wallet from 2010 is on the guest list. It is in no hurry whatsoever.
CONFIDENCIALDossiê de personagem 08GUEST FILE 08 — a reservation was made under a single initial: V. The good glasses are already out.
CONFIDENCIALDossiê de personagem 09SUBJECT 09 — no meeting was ever scheduled. The extra coffee cup on the table says otherwise.

Por que animais?

Baby Satoshi TV é entretenimento e cultura financeira — não é aconselhamento financeiro. A única coisa que garantimos é a discussão.