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03 · APPEL DU CASTING

Cinq voix. Un marché. Zéro consensus.

Faites défiler le casting. Chaque arrêt présente un point de vue, pas une équipe à rejoindre.

DÉFILEZ — CHAQUE ENTRÉE SE JOUE EN ENTIER

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THE HOST

Baby Satoshi

The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.

OUVRIR LE DOSSIER
  1. Baby Satoshi. THE HOST. The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.
  2. Eli Bearman. THE BEAR CASE. Professional downside detector. If the floor can fall out, he has already measured the drop.
  3. Bobby Bullish. THE BULL CASE. He treats every red candle as a lighting problem — and every comeback as confirmation.
  4. Professor Owlins. THE RECEIPTS. He brought the receipts, corrected the receipts, then cited the footnotes.
  5. Rex. THE WILD CARD. By the time the room agrees, Rex has already entered, exited, and billed the spread.

02 · La Table Ronde

Cinq personnages. Cinq façons de se tromper.

Découvrez les voix derrière la dispute la plus bruyante du marché. Choisissez un personnage et regardez-le entrer dans le studio.

Professor Owlins — The Sage · One Sentence Is Enough01Professor OwlinsThe Sage · One Sentence Is Enough“They said exactly the same thing in 2017, young friends.”Dossier complet →Eli Bearman — Chief Pessimism Officer02Eli BearmanChief Pessimism Officer“Numbers don't lie, my friend.”Dossier complet →Baby Satoshi — Host & Referee of the Round Table03Baby SatoshiHost & Referee of the Round Table“Hodl on, hodl on… explain that one more time?”Dossier complet →Bobby Bullish — Chief Optimism Officer04Bobby BullishChief Optimism Officer“This is a discount, my friend!”Dossier complet →Rex Rylan — Uninvited Scalp Trader05Sans invitationRex RylanUninvited Scalp Trader“Wait wait wait… NOW!”Dossier complet →

03 · Et parfois…

Coffre des invités

Quatre dossiers restent scellés. La diffusion les ouvrira — en son temps.

CLASSIFIÉDossier de personnage 06SUBJECT 06 — a signal has been detected in the studio network. The file opens itself when it is ready.
CLASSIFIÉDossier de personnage 07GUEST FILE 07 — a wallet from 2010 is on the guest list. It is in no hurry whatsoever.
CLASSIFIÉDossier de personnage 08GUEST FILE 08 — a reservation was made under a single initial: V. The good glasses are already out.
CLASSIFIÉDossier de personnage 09SUBJECT 09 — no meeting was ever scheduled. The extra coffee cup on the table says otherwise.

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