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The Baby Satoshi TV studio: Professor Owlins the owl, Eli the bear, Baby Satoshi and Bobby the bull at a black marble round table under trophy shelves and a glowing gold neon sign.

The market has characters.

Baby Satoshi TV is an original animated comedy about money, markets and the people who take both too seriously.

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02 · Latest video

Eli Called the Inflation Print. Sort Of.

Five seconds to the inflation number. Bobby went long. Eli went short. Baby just wants to know who won. A Baby Satoshi TV sketch inspired by this week's US inflation data (core CPI came in hotter than expected on September 11, 2026). Bobby's and Eli's trades are fictional. AI-assisted comedy. Not financial advice. #CryptoComedy #Inflation #BabySatoshiTV Join Eli as he breaks down the latest inflation print and how his previous predictions played out. In this video, Eli discusses the recent inflation numbers and analyzes how they compare to his earlier forecasts. Find out what the latest data means for the economy and how it may impact your financial decisions. Get insights into the world of finance and stay ahead of the curve with Eli's expert analysis. Watch to learn more about the inflation print and what it could mean for your wallet.

0:23 · Sep 11, 2026

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03 · ROLL CALL

Five voices. One market. Zero consensus.

Scroll the line-up. Each stop introduces a point of view — not a team you have to join.

SCROLL — EACH ENTRANCE PLAYS IN FULL

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THE HOST

Baby Satoshi

The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.

OPEN DOSSIER
  1. Baby Satoshi. THE HOST. The smallest host in the room asks the question everyone else was avoiding.
  2. Eli Bearman. THE BEAR CASE. Professional downside detector. If the floor can fall out, he has already measured the drop.
  3. Bobby Bullish. THE BULL CASE. He treats every red candle as a lighting problem — and every comeback as confirmation.
  4. Professor Owlins. THE RECEIPTS. He brought the receipts, corrected the receipts, then cited the footnotes.
  5. Rex. THE WILD CARD. By the time the room agrees, Rex has already entered, exited, and billed the spread.

04 · Open mic

One question. One line. Make it count.

Answer tonight’s studio prompt, then second the lines worth putting on the broadcast board.

Send to the floor Broadcast language: English. The interface stays in your selected language; public lines are written in English so everyone shares one room.

Tonight’s prompt

Baby asks where the yield comes from. Answer without using the word ‘magic’.

ON AIR
  1. 01

    Write

    One sharp English line for tonight’s prompt.

  2. 02

    Second

    Back someone else’s line once. Withdraw it anytime.

  3. 03

    Make the board

    The strongest line becomes tonight’s studio headline.

Open Mic · Live · 2026-09-19

Write → Second → Make the board

05 · Sign off

The feed ends. The argument doesn't.

Watch the latest, meet the voices, leave one good line — then come back when the red light returns.

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