Character dossier
Baby Satoshi
The Host · Host & Referee of the Round Table
“Hodl on, hodl on… explain that one more time?”
A baby with a gold Bitcoin chain and better questions than most analysts. Plays innocent. Isn't. Nobody knows who he really is — asking only makes him smile.
Role in the market
The Curiosity. Between greed and fear sits curiosity. Baby Satoshi asks the 'dumb' question everyone was too proud to ask, keeps score on the whole table — and never, ever picks a side.
In their element
- Neutral, warm, dangerously smart
- Asks for the viewer
- Smiles at the camera after every takedown
Heard at the table
- “Friends, there's a big question on the table today…”
- “Okay, okay — but who was right?”
- “These two never change…”
First appearance: Episode 01