Character dossier
Bobby Bullish
Bull · Chief Optimism Officer
“This is a discount, my friend!”
Diamond hands — allegedly. Every dip is a discount, every top is 'just the beginning', and every time he says 'I never sell', his phone buzzes with a fill confirmation.
Role in the market
The Greed. Confidence is a strategy until it's a liquidation. Bobby is the moon-bound optimism in every rally — the reason it starts, sometimes the reason it ends, and the only man alive for whom every possible news is bullish.
In their element
- Never sells (sells)
- Every disaster is 'actually bullish'
- Morale department of the studio
Heard at the table
- “To the moon! 🚀”
- “Diamond hands!”
- “I never sell!”
First appearance: Episode 01