Bobby promised the moon. The chart had other plans.
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Episodes
Every broadcast from the Baby Satoshi TV studio — bull vs bear showdowns, market lessons and late-night chaos.
EP002Bull vs Bear · 1:00The 126K ShowdownBobby said 'don't sell' at $126K. The market went to $90K. Eli has receipts, zero mercy, and one devastating line: that's not zoom out — that's wipe out.Watch →EP001Series Premiere · 0:52Welcome!The lights come on for the first time. Baby Satoshi opens the studio, Bobby smells a rally, Eli smells a trap — and the longest-running argument in finance finds a new home.Watch →
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The studio is being rebuilt from the walls out — same table, same argument, a new era. It airs when it's ready, not when it's due.
Archive ledgerEpisodes aired: 02Arguments settled: 0Excuses filed: rising
The Viral Cut
Sixty seconds of someone being wrong.
“That's not zoom out. That's WIPE OUT.” — Eli, in peak form.
Bobby explains diamond hands. His wallet history disagrees.
A strategy so simple even Bobby can't follow it.